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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because 7, 8, 9.


Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A: A tuba toothpaste.


Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Pizza.

Pizza who?

Pizza really great guy!


Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?

A: Nacho cheese!


Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The elf-abet.


Q: Why did the

boy bring a ladder to school?


A: He wanted to go to high school.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting, squawking parrot.

Interrupting, squawking parr-

SQUAWKKKKKKKKKKK!


Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?

A: Pencil-vania.


Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

A: To go with the traffic jam!


Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

A: Because they might peel!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!


Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!


After many years, a prisoner is finally released.

He runs around yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"

A little kid walks up to him and says, "So what? I'm 4."


Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: You put a little boogie in it.


Q: Which flower talks the most?

A: Tulips, of course, because they have two lips!


Q: A man arrived in a small town on Friday. He stayed for two days and left on Friday. How is this possible?

A: His horse's name is Friday!


Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, silly. Cows go "moo!"


Q: What did 0 say to 8?

A: Nice belt!


Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus?

A: You're a fun guy [fungi].


Q: Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby?

A: He was a little hoarse.

20 silly jokes for kids